~ No matter how many times it happens, I simply never learn that eating a whole heap of junky food (no matter how good it tastes) and then sitting down to watch a night full of movies and not really move at all is never a good idea. And no matter how bad the stomach ache is afterwards I know it is going to happen again.

~ Speaking of movies, has anyone else here seen Gladiatress? It's one of those movies that even though you are laughing, you are still thinking "oh my god, why the frell are we watching it?". The only reason we got it out was because we saw the preview at the video shop and all of us immediately thought we need to rent this out. Whether that was a good choice remains uncertain. The movie was just fucking tilted. In a sorta hilarious way.

~ But no matter how they are presented, fart gags are never funny. At least not to me.

~ I also find it extremely disappointing that it would proved financially unwise to try and sell Freddos over the internet in order to funraise because now I have a whole box in my room that being Sunday tomorrow there will be no one to sell them to and eating them myself is a tempting but even more unwise prospect.

~ Fuck, it's tempting to have some chocolate now...

~ I love how in movies there are always just random boxes of flammable liquid lying around and how if your aim is bad enough that you miss all of your enemies, you can be sure that your aim is good enough to hit the boxes behind them.

~ Reality TV can go to hell. No, actually, go to heaven because that way we won't accidentally wander into each other.