The Googlism meme.

Directions: Type "(your name) is," with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 18 responses. Copy, then repost your responses.

Now with commentary...

Megan is the devil (sweet, Crowley?)
Megan is an angel (hmm, ooh, Aziraphale?)
Megan is partially correct (dammit)
Megan is leaving (bye!)
Megan is a rat (er...)
Megan is born (always good to have confirmed)
Megan is thrown to the ground (ow)
Megan is trapped in the game while an electrical fire is sweeping the building (it always happens to me)
Megan is hardly average (*buffs nails* I hope that means I'm above average...)
Megan is a 14" sable and white (can't tan to save my life)
Megan is more active now because she feels so much better with the treatments (electro-shock, best thing in the world, apart from the drugs)
Megan is the young adventuresome woman who stows away on the pirate ship as the captains boy (argh, me hearties, yo ho ho, and really bad eggs)
Megan is the very first to actually mention and discuss it (discuss what?)
Megan is consumed with writing (would be nice)
Megan is a new and hot model with a great body (I wish)
Megan is a member of several legal and trade associations (Mwah ha ha)
Megan is no longer so frantic (cause of the electro-shock)
Megan is completely fictional (sigh, always knew it was true)