Just a quick update before I go out and see Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. *buffs nails* Go me.

NEW POPE HITS OUT AT HARRY POTTER BOOKS

Couple of days old but d'oh! Who knew that a story could be capable of undermining the soul of Christianity and seducing the masses to the dark side. No wonder I like the books so much :D You know, if the books weren't that popular, no one would think anything was wrong with them but simply because most people like them there must automatically be something bad about them.

Leading Christian theologian UTA RANKE-HEINEMANN, 77, comments, "The Vatican feels it has the copyright on what is good and what is evil and it does not want anyone else infringing its right to this monopoly.

Am I wrong to want to own the copyright to Evil^TM now? I mean, come on, I could have my own Evil^TM Empire and sue anyone who tried the same thing. Excellent. Must dig out that book I have on taking over the world, I mean...

BEST AD EVER!

But on a serious note, I cannot wait for May 19th, 12.01am :D

Your Birthdate: November 29

Your birthday on the 29th adds a tone of idealism to your nature. You are imaginative and creative, but rather uncomfortable in the business world. You are very aware and sensitive, with outstanding intuitive skills and analytical abilities. The 29 reduces to 11, one of the master numbers which often produces much nervous tension. This is the birthday of the dreamer rather than the doer. You do, however, work very well with people.

I hate how some of these things are true. It creeps me out.