Yes, I realise that as a Learner I am not the magnificent driver you seem to think you are. However the only way I am going to improve is by continual experience on the road so that I will not be an inconvienence to you later on.

And yes, I realise I may be a bit slow driving but give me a break. I am a Learner as I have stated before and at one time you were a learner as well, so you must remember how nerve wracking it was. And I also have no problem with you overtaking me if I am under the speed limit, I am only too glad to get out of your way.

So why, WHY(!) is it that you feel the need to overtake me when I am going the FRELLING SPEED LIMIT! Oh, wait, let me check... I am even going slightly OVER the speed limit! So don't get shitty with me when you are the dumbass breaking the law.

Thankyou for your time (slightly despairing at the state of humanity),
Mithborien