*hides*

It says I'm an angel... 0:)

I guess they don't know the *real* me, then. Mwahaha!

You can be my undercover minion :P Taking over the world from the inside ;D

YES, MASTER! *bows*

*hem hem*

What do you mean? I'm a sweet little angel! Bah!Yeah, right... Thou has insulted me!

Yes, yes, of course, one must keep one's cover otherwise one will be pulled apart by rabid beasts.

You are doing well minion!

Yes...

(Why do I suddenly feel like Darth Vader?)

They're easy to fool, master.

All I have to do is hang a golden ring above my head, wear white loose clothes and say to everyone how innocente pretty little beings they are.

(uhh... maybe it's the black cape... or maybe you just have a voice like James Earl Jones???)

*muses* The cape I think...

Good work, continue to fool their weak minds because our day of reckoning will soo be at hand!

I'll email you the details of our world take over plan when they're finalised :D

(*sigh* my white clothes make me feel like a dentist...)

I shall, master. But please tell me this will be over soon, I can't stand their whining for much longer.

Thank you, my lord! I'll wait impatiently. It doesn't seem too difficult to take on a world like this, though...

Damn right you'll wait, you ungrateful- Your patience shall be rewarded in the Divine Hell for your effort (this is a good thing :)

Never fear, The Day of Conquest is near (oh god, I'm turning into one of those cheesy villians who twirl their moustache and rhymes) and we shall take great satisfaction in exploiting the masses and destroying their hopes and dreams...

(Divine Hell is good...:) Yes!! Thank you, master!

Yes! Yes! Yes! (and now I sound like one of those less-than-a-half-brain sidekicks...)

Hmm Exploiting the masses? Have you ever heard of something called "Hollywood", my lord?

You're smarter than you look. Project: Hollywood was one of our less successful conquests. Our agents there got out of hand and succumbed to the delights and vices there. It shall be remidied once our final plan reaches completion...

Why am I telling you this?

*cracks whip*

Get back to work or there shall be no Divine Hell. NONE!

*looks at big whip*

I heard nothing! I know nothing!

*back to angeling*

Benedictus es, Domine Deus patrum nostrorum

Oh, wait! I'm an angel not a priest!

Life is beautiful, everyone is divine, do good things and love your mother. (I always had a feeling angels were hippies...)

*nods*

You know you're place.

And don't despair, you shall only have to live by that ghastly motto for a while longer and we will be able to seize all the crack those angels are on.

hmm...

Master's big whip + angels in despair = happy horrible thoughts

Yes, master. *bows*

Hmm, I do believe it should be Mistress in there.

But horrible thoughts are happy thoughts for us.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

*hack!splutter!cough*

Bloody smoke. It's everywhere down here. Damn lava pits.

You worry about smoke, master, but try walking on clouds during a thunder storm!

*remembers big whip*

I mean, I'm not complaining! I shall wait for your e-mail from the underworld when we're set!

*dreams of Divine Hell*

I feel your pain.

Mmm, char grilled demon angel!

Uh... master? When we're done taking over the world and exploiting the masses and all that, can I have my own big whip??? :D

*ponders*

I'll think about it. Depends how many you exploit and how much you destroy.