Or at least massively disturbing.

I have to listen to Christmas Carols at work. It's terrible and I will go crazy but!

Wrong lyric no. 1 "Once bitten, twice shy."

No, it in itself the lyric is quite nonchalant. However, my friend drew a picture that had that caption and well, the picture wasn't exactly G rated or at least implied things not G rated and everytime I hear the line I get wrong thoughts. Which isn't exactly bad but it is distracting.

Wrong lyric no. 2 "I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus."

Now, don't think me stupid because I am aware that Santa Claus is really Daddy so it is all okay but no little kid is going to realise that! The song also says that Daddy never saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus so all the song is teaching kids is to be adulterous and uncorporate trickery. And I can't help it that everytime I hear that line I think "Mummy sounds like a little h0r."

So yeah, that's some idea about what I think about at work.