so I'm like the bastard daughter of a noble and a thief which makes me proud and amuses me LMAO! That made me literally LOL.

I hate when I find something that's PERFECT I mean really perfect and exactly what I want and its not the right size so you're all okay let me check the rack and it's the only one so you're like okay let me ask the salesperson if they have it in the back and the person tells you no they don't and you walk around and ask another sales person JUST incase the other one was a moron.

That happens to me all the time.